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Save the Pufflings: Think like an Ecosystem

Puffin preening its puffling

Puffins are those comical seabirds of the North Atlantic with the outsized orange bills and matching orange legs and webbed feet.  Their walk is somewhere between a waddle and a march and their puffed out white chests and black tonsure lend them an unexpected air of dignity.  You would never call them graceful, however.  Each time they come in for a landing, they look as though they’d never done it before.

Puffins spend their lives at sea except for the few months of the year they come to land to breed.  Although at sea they are rather solitary, on land in the breeding season they are wildly social, congregating on rocky ledges in ever-shifting talkative grouplets.  Their vocalizations are a big surprise.  They sound exactly like chain saws – there is no other way to describe it. 

The puffins breed in burrows.  They return to the same burrow year after year and reunite with their mate amidst a great deal of joyful bill clacking and affectionate preening.   Working jointly, they refurbish the nest with grasses, straw and attractive bits of greenery. 

Thanks to the miracle of video streaming, you can watch all this in real time on the explore.org website.  The burrow camera is on Seal Island in the Gulf of Maine where the puffin population has been brought back from zero through a restoration project that began in the 1970s. 

The single puffin egg is improbably large and it seems as though the parents practically climb on top of it to incubate it.  The baby puffin emerges scrawny and wet, and then suddenly goes poof! and turns into a fuzzy black beachball that waddles.  The baby is called a puffling.  That is the technical term. 

Once the puffling hatches, the parents go into overdrive to care for it.  For the first few weeks, one stays in the nest brooding the baby or, when it gets larger, just throwing a wing over it.  The other parent goes fishing and the two trade shifts all day.  When the baby is old enough to thermo-regulate, both parents spend most of their time fishing.  Pufflings are prodigious eaters.

The funny thing is that, despite their enormous bills, puffins eat small, thin fish such as sand eels, herring and hake.  The pufflings, whose bills are small, can only eat fish of these dimensions.  These are cold water fish.  If the sea surface temperature rises – one of the entirely predictable consequences of global warming – they go deeper, out of the diving range of the adults.  The parents then are forced to bring other fish back to the puffling.  Often, these substitute fish will be too large for the baby to swallow.  Puffins do not regurgitate food like albatrosses or tear it into pieces like ospreys.  They just drop the fish on the ground and the puffling gobbles it up.  That is, if it is not too big.  If the only available fish are too large for the pufflings, they starve.  The parents can do no more.

Puffins are not an endangered species.  They rate high on the adorable index, right up there with pandas and lemurs, but they are not as yet threatened with extinction.   This, in a way, is what makes their story important.  The problem of climate change is not a species problem although we tend to focus on individual species or individual events like hurricanes and fires.  Climate change is above all an ecosystem problem.  But it is hard to see an ecosystem.  You see species but you don’t see the food chain they depend on.  As the food chain degrades, there will be fewer of the things you can see.  It happens gradually, and it will come to seem normal.  New generations of people will grow up with the expectation of few or none. 

The puffins are merely among the dearest examples of how global warming will disrupt entire ecosystems.  Many right whales, for example, also breed in the Gulf of Maine and elevated sea surface temperature is putting pressure on their food resources as well, undermining their ability to reproduce. 

Climate change is like a disaster unfolding in slow motion.  There is no specific marker that will tell us “too much.”  We can’t take a snapshot of an ecosystem in the process of collapsing.  We are a very visual species, but looking won’t show us what is happening before our very eyes.  Perhaps we could learn to think like an ecosystem – with more capaciousness and complexity, more senses and sensibility. Thinking like an ecosystem might mean taking the long view while noticing the small changes. 

Think like an ecosystem.  Save the pufflings.

Dear God

God@heaven.net

Dear God,

In the Bible it says to wear a tunic with embroidered pomegranates around the hem.

Would it be okay to use kiwi fruit?  My husband doesn’t like pomegranates.

Signed,

Troubled in Toledo.

Dear Troubled,

Were you paying attention to what I said?  I don’t think I could make it any clearer:

“There shall be an opening for his head in the middle of it; it shall have a woven binding all around its opening, like the opening in a coat of mail, so that it does not tear.  And upon its hem you shall make pomegranates of blue, purple, and scarlet, all around its hem, and bells of gold between them all around: a golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe all around.” (Exodus 28:32)

“They made on the hem of the robe pomegranates of blue, purple, and scarlet, and of fine woven linen.  And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates on the hem of the robe all around between the pomegranates: a bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, all around the hem of the robe to [a]minister in, as the Lord had commanded Moses.” (Exodus 39:24)

“And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates on the hem of the robe all around between the pomegranates: a bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, all around the hem of the robe to [a]minister in, as the Lord had commanded Moses.” (Exodus 39:25)

How many times do I have to say it? It’s a bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate all the way around.  Not a bell and a kiwi fruit.  That’s ridiculous.

Dear God,

In the bible it says you should not seethe a kid in its mother’s milk.  What does seethe mean? Is it like a marinade?  Could I use yogurt instead? 

Signed,

In the Kitchen

Dear Kitchen,

Seethe, boil – who knows the difference.  Here’s my recipe:

“The first of the first fruits of your land you shall bring to the house of the Lord your God (that’s me!). You shall not seethe a young goat in its mother’s milk.” (Exodus 23:19)

So no boiling in mother’s milk. For a goat.  Yogurt is a nice idea!  But not from its own mother’s milk.

Dear God,

Satan has offered me an extension on the chapter I told him I didn’t have the time to write after all.  What should I do?

Bewildered in Baltimore

Dear Bewildered,

How should I know?  You must into your heart look.

B: You’re Yoda?!

G: Let the force be with you.

B: That’s not much help, God.

G:  It’s the best I can do with the material you’ve given me.

B: I’ll have to think.  That’s so hard!

Dear God,

This is very bad.  I cheated on my wife and got one of those diseases.  Do I have to tell her? What should I do?

Sorry in Sacramento

Dear Sorry,

You great boob!  Didn’t you wear protection?  Why do you think I gave sheep intestines?  Yes, you must tell your wife.  Be prepared for her to throw things at you.  Possibly large and painful things.   Before you lie with your wife again, you must eat moldy bread every day for a week. Some flowers wouldn’t hurt.

Dear God,

What’s this about not mixing wool and linen?  I suppose you’ll be forbidding stripes and paisley next.

Fashion Diva in Fergus Falls

Dear Diva,

‘You shall keep My statutes. You shall not let your livestock breed with another kind. You shall not sow your field with mixed seed. Nor shall a garment of mixed linen and wool come upon you. (Leviticus 19:19)

It’s kind of a theme.  Do you see?

Dear God,

I don’t have livestock.  I don’t have seed or a field.  I just have a whole bunch of linen and wool.  What am I supposed to do with it all?

Fashion Diva

Dear Diva,

Okay, for you I make an exception – much good it will do you.  I think even the people of Fergus Falls (and where the H-E-Double hockey sticks is that?) will be dismayed to see you mixing linen and wool.  You can forget about the book club!

Dear God,

Can I have a puppy?

Lonely in Laramie,

Dear Lonely,

What does your mother say?

Dear God,

She says absolutely not.

Dear Lonely,

It’s on its way.

Dear God,

Whatever happened to Art Linkletter?

Just Curious

Dear Curious,

I have no idea!  I used to like it when he asked women to look in their purses for strange things and they always had them.

Dear God,

Why is the sky blue?

Flunked Physics

Automatic Reply: I will be away from the office from now until I get back.  In case of emergency, please contact Archangel Michael at Archangel.Michael@ArchangelMichael.org.

Kika’s Blog

Kika, aka Erica Schoenberger, is a professor in the Dept of Environmental Health and Engineering at The Johns Hopkins University with a joint appointment in Anthropology. Kika is my dog. She comes to class with me.

I have a certain amount of expertise about some subjects — mining, cars, suburban sprawl, corporate culture, environmental policy, and environment and society generally. I think this blog will be more about personal passions — the joys of watching puffins and other birds on streaming video, wildlife protection, reading interesting books — and sometimes I write reasonably funny short pieces.

I’m putting this up as a blog because…I don’t know, really. Because I like to share. Because some of the stuff I know is important. Because I want to talk with non-academics who might be interested. So there!